Thanks for asking Anon-comment-lack-of-humour-person, who clearly has balls of steel. Making anon comments left and right. Way. To. Go.
Well it got me thinking.
I am a youngish 'career' woman, working in a big red ad agency. I like to sit in the sun with tea, with no-one talking to me or asking me to do anything. I like to swim in the ocean when it is flat and there are no big scary waves. I wasn't stuck in 6 hours of traffic after the Killers concert. I hope I get a Christmas bonus, since I have worked my hypothetical balls off all year. I have a collection of kitsch dolphin paraphernalia on my desk. I went in to the Vodacom shop to replace my broken phone - rather rat faced - after the work Christmas party and didn't get a slip. But they remembered me anyway. (Pictured above with fellow art director, Mike. Post-frolicking.)
I hope this clears things up for you insightful anon comment person. Best of luck with life in general - I think you'll need it.