Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Foxy time - the way forward

Recently, some mates and I frequented a local Neighbourhood bar. What would have been just another drunken/tactical puking spree turned into an all night extravaganza - thanks to one word - FOXY. After a couple/bottle of wine each, someone muttered the word, to some unsuspecting boy at the bar - "hey - you're a fox!" followed by a confused/pleased look from said boy. Simple, easily executed, very effective. It was like the pied-piper, every bar rat was following in our FOXY wake.

Above is a guide to help confused/slow people, as to what is & is not FOXY.

Also the dreaded "You're FOXY - - - NOT!" can be whipped out on special occasions or for especially arrogant boy types.

Go forth and spread the FOXINESS - your life will never be the same.

(report back below - FOXY tales would be appreciated)

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