Thursday, June 11, 2009

Feeling fat

So I've been thinking about the pro's and con's of becoming bulimic.

Pro's : Eat what ever you want, whenever. There are some really lovely bathrooms around. Can look skinny in skinny jeans. Won't have to take a large anything ever again. (except a large coke or chips or something.) Can fit through really tiny spaces. (Handy when in the Cango Caves) It's really easy.

Cons: Your body will hate you. And people around you will hate you. (You'll stink and be skinnier than them)

Thing is, being bulimic isn't cool if you tell other people about it, takes away the mystery somewhat. Will have to think about this one.

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