Chatting at lunch today, it was decided that 'white' is the new 'tan'. The tan has been around for awhile, endorsed by celeb's like Donatella, Christina and Ryan Seacrest, with shows like Sunset Tan. But, it's orange, olive, bronzed reign is no more. The pale, barely-alive, malnourished white look is totally the next big thing. Very Renaissance, Marie Antoinette and Little Britain. Throw away your Caribbean Tan. Use that J&J talc powder all over your body. Stay out of the sun. (But still wear you wayfarers, naturally.) Try and look intense as often as possible.