Friday, June 19, 2009

Madmen Vs Jen - Why it isn't a good idea to drink at work.

Jen : Wow, some of those stories are crazy! Just like advertising in the movies and on TV.

Madmen: What stories Jen?

Jen : Well, a freelancer puked in the edit suite. Someone fell on the dance floor and was bleeding everywhere, there were several near fights on the balcony. AND, the MD spray painted people's hair green. 'Crazy'

Madmen: Why, yes it is Jen. I just need to make a quick phone call. (Phone call: Hi PA, be a sweet-heart and get the video surveillance tapes from last night and fire those people Jen just mentioned. But, do it in a creepy mafia way, so that they can't sue us or get a job anywhere in else. Great, thanks.)

Madmen : Anything else you remember? Not that we weren't observing every move you made last night anyway.

Jen : Nope, that's about it.

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